KITT Jokes xD
Enxerto escrito do episodio 9 da 3ª temporada ''Dead of the Knight'' de Knight Rider
1a
KITT: The other night I was parked in a garage that was so small, the mice were hunchbacked.
Michael: KITT, that is terrible.
KITT: Michael is my act dying?
Michael: No, but it's nog going to Vegas, either.
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2a
KITT: But seriously, I stopped for gas the other day and the service was so slow, by the time they filled me up, my upholstery was out of style.
Michael: It's gonna be a long long ride, KITT
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3a
KITT: Michael, do you know what I think you could use right now?
Michael: The antidote.
KITT: Aside from that.
Michael: Don't tell me. A little stress relief.
KITT: Very well, since you insist.
[KITT produces the sound of a drum roll, Michael groans loudly]
KITT: When I was a kid...
Michael: You were never a kid!
KITT: Not now, Michael, I'm on a roll. Now when I was a kid, we were so poor... Michael?
Michael: Al right... how poor were you?
KITT: We couldn't afford cheese to bait the mouse trap.
Michael: Another mouse joke?
KITT: Please, no heckling. Anyway, we had to cut out a picture of cheese for bait.
Michael: So, what happened?
KITT: We caught a picture of a mouse.
[another drum roll and another big groan]
KITT: Michael, what is it, are you in pain?
Michael: No, it's your jokes, they're killing me!
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4a
KITT: [Michael is succumbing to geranium poisoning] Michael!
Michael: Huh?
KITT: A friend of mine flew to Las Vegas yesterday and boy are his arms tired. I know a man who made so much money in Las Vegas, they're still looking for his body.
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5a
KITT: Speaking of jokes...
Michael: We weren't speaking of jokes.
KITT: Did I ever tell you about my cousin who thought he was an orange?
Michael: No, but I got a feeling you're going to.
KITT: Well, we would have put him a way, except we needed the juice. Thank you! You're a beautiful audience.
Epah, serei a unica a rir sem parar com isto? x'D
Thank You! You're a Beautiful Audience! ^^-
1a
KITT: The other night I was parked in a garage that was so small, the mice were hunchbacked.
Michael: KITT, that is terrible.
KITT: Michael is my act dying?
Michael: No, but it's nog going to Vegas, either.
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2a
KITT: But seriously, I stopped for gas the other day and the service was so slow, by the time they filled me up, my upholstery was out of style.
Michael: It's gonna be a long long ride, KITT
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3a
KITT: Michael, do you know what I think you could use right now?
Michael: The antidote.
KITT: Aside from that.
Michael: Don't tell me. A little stress relief.
KITT: Very well, since you insist.
[KITT produces the sound of a drum roll, Michael groans loudly]
KITT: When I was a kid...
Michael: You were never a kid!
KITT: Not now, Michael, I'm on a roll. Now when I was a kid, we were so poor... Michael?
Michael: Al right... how poor were you?
KITT: We couldn't afford cheese to bait the mouse trap.
Michael: Another mouse joke?
KITT: Please, no heckling. Anyway, we had to cut out a picture of cheese for bait.
Michael: So, what happened?
KITT: We caught a picture of a mouse.
[another drum roll and another big groan]
KITT: Michael, what is it, are you in pain?
Michael: No, it's your jokes, they're killing me!
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4a
KITT: [Michael is succumbing to geranium poisoning] Michael!
Michael: Huh?
KITT: A friend of mine flew to Las Vegas yesterday and boy are his arms tired. I know a man who made so much money in Las Vegas, they're still looking for his body.
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5a
KITT: Speaking of jokes...
Michael: We weren't speaking of jokes.
KITT: Did I ever tell you about my cousin who thought he was an orange?
Michael: No, but I got a feeling you're going to.
KITT: Well, we would have put him a way, except we needed the juice. Thank you! You're a beautiful audience.
Epah, serei a unica a rir sem parar com isto? x'D
Thank You! You're a Beautiful Audience! ^^-
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